By It has been a while since I have posted a funny naked people post and I just wanted to get it out there. I like to think of myself as a pretty open person, but I have also let my guard down a bit. I’ve let my guard down to the point that I thought I was naked last night, but I was only taking a quick shower. It was kind of funny.
In our house we have a set of naked rules for when we are doing our naked people thing. We say things like, “Don’t let your hair get wet,” and “Don’t let your ass get wet.” We think that is the most sensible way to do it.
I think I can agree with that. But there’s something more fun about this: the way that naked people post on social media and get replies. It’s kind of like if you had a friend who was a stripper who took you to her place and you wanted to see if she would take you back. No problem. And then you get a reply from someone who says, “You can only take me back when you are naked.
I know that this is all true, but its definitely fun to think about. If you want to be a naked person, take your shirt off. It’s a good way to start a new routine. And if you have a friend who says, I’ll take you back when you put your shirt back on, I’ll think about it.
The reason I say “funny” is because I think it would be fun to see a stripper have a “funny” day. It would be so much funnier to see them naked than to watch them strip.
I used to be a stripper. Now I’ve decided not to be anymore. I’m glad about it though, because the way I would have dealt with that was by doing something different. I wouldn’t have had the same level of confidence in myself that I have right now. Now, I’m just glad I had the chance to do it and be able to live in the moment.
There are a whole lot of jokes we can take about strippers we can’t just do without. We know strippers don’t normally get naked in public, and they certainly don’t get naked in front of random boys. This is one of those situations where we have the right to laugh at the situation while still trying to imagine how it would have happened. It’s not funny when the stripper is in the middle of something so awful.
I guess its because nobody really takes pictures of strippers in public because we dont think they deserve it. You can see the stripper in the right profile pic but that would be a lie. The same goes for the girl in the left profile pic. And if youre wondering why I say that, its because strippers are always on camera.
We’re not looking for laughs, though it’s always nice to see someone making a fool of themselves in public. We’re looking for some sort of explanation. We’re looking for some real world explanation of how it happened that makes sense of it in a way that makes sense of it for a normal human being.
Were looking for some real world explanation of how it happened that makes sense of it in a way that makes sense of it for a normal human being. Were looking for some real world explanation of how it happened that makes sense of it in a way that makes sense of it for a normal human being.
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